Back To The Old Times

It was in afternoon, we(me and my class) were waiting for our math teacher in the class. We hate our math teacher. Then suddenly, the other teacher came in to my class. He had a very serious expression. When he came in, we went in deep silence.

The Teacher: "Well, now is your free time, the math teacher cannot come and teach you all today. We heard that he had a terrible motorcycle accident. His motorcycle crashed the tree"
Chita (my friend): (shout) "Astagfirulohalazim!"
The Class: (look at her)
Chita: "Is the motorcycle still okay?"
The Class: "Hahahhahhahhahhahhahha!"

Yeah, that's how much we hated our math teacher

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Good Luck for you all!!! :)

Heyyaaaaa!!

I'm sorry it's been a long time since I updated my blog. Yeah, I know I'm a bad blogger..... Now, I will tell you some story that you guys misses these days....

1. Last Wednesday, I went to Jogjakarta, Indonesia. It was my school study tour. Actually, I'm not really impressed. We stayed at Hotel Saphir Jogjakarta. It was a bad hotel. There are some cockroaches, the bed is not comfy, and the breakfast didn't taste good. We stayed at Jogjakarta for 3 days.
2. Congratulations to my mom, who has got her new title, Doctoral. Last week, I came to her graduations with my family. Then at the night we celebrated it at Hanamasa. We eat a lot of food, especially me. Then we go home with a full stomach. Now we all glad.
3. I will face my semester tests in a counting days. It's seems so fast to face my ULUM again. So, I'm sorry for my lack.

4. My mom is doing "haji pray" for a month. Alone. Without my father or someone else. If you don't mind, please pray for her to comeback again with a healthy and fresh body. Thank youuu ;-)

5. I'M ON A CHAT WITH HIM NOW. CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO BREATHE, PLEASE?

FOR THE FIRST TIME!!!!

Hearing someone's hand cramps because of too addicted to playing RUBIK"S CUBE!!!!!!

Yeah

Kriteria Cewek Bikin Ill-feel:
1. Ngerokok (yeah, it's true)
2. Jalannya ngangkang
3. Duduknya ngangkang
4. Sering ga mandi beberapa hari
5. Gonta-ganti pacar


hahaha, agree?

#48: agree?

Kriteria Cowok Bikin Ill-feel:
1. Ngerokok
2. Suka ngupil di depan umum (ada pengecualian utk org2 tertentu)
3. Suara cempreng (suara cowok itu harusnya berat)
4. Muka mulus tanpa jerawat
5. Ga pinter


Do you agree with me?

#47: FINALLY!

Finally, that freak girl apologize about that freaky moment. Honestly, it's hard to forgive her because she's really doesn't know how to apologize. But in the end, I forgive her (secara terpaksa). Check this chat out! (scroll up and down at the box for the reading)

Rizka

eh lo orang yang waktu itu kan yang sodaranya saskia p kamala gw minta maaf ya atas kesalahan gw yang waktu itu

9:59amRizka

kok lo nggak bales sih gw nggak bakal ngeselin kayak waktu itu deh piece!!

10:00amAdriana

hm

apa

10:01amRizka

lo nggak inget gw............ kebangetan bangetttttttttt

banget

nget

nget

10:02amAdriana

apa sih!

kenapa juga gue isa lupa sama orang TER FREAK YANG GUE KENAL

10:03amRizka

apa

10:03amAdriana

*bisa

bener2 anak sd gatau malu

10:04amRizka

tau tuh lo sd,tk,tkb ato playgrup?

10:05amAdriana

PLAYGROUP! PUAS LO

ngeselin deh

minta maaf tuh yang BENER dong

10:06amRizka

bangettttttttttttt tapi kata sasi lo kelas 2smp

10:07amAdriana

YA EMAAAAAAAAAAANG

MANA

KATANYA MAU MINTA MAAF

10:07amRizka

SSSSSSSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

10:08amAdriana

APAAN TUH

emang gue gatau mana yang minta maaf tulus sama yang maksa HAH?

YANG BENER

10:08amRizka

sorYYYYYY

10:08amAdriana

kenapa y-nya gede?

10:09amRizka

ng4s4l mencet

10:10amAdriana

ih

10:10amRizka

m

10:10amAdriana

apa sih? yang jelas dong!

lo blm gue maafin

sampe bener minta maafnya

10:13amAdriana

HEH

10:15amRizka

maaf

10:15amAdriana

nah

gitu kek

10:17amRizka

jadi sekarang lo dah maapin gwALHAMDULILAH AKIRNYA GW TERBEBAS DARI DOSA

10:17amAdriana

hm

lu tau ga lu disebelin temen2 gue juga?

gatau kan?

nah

10:19amRizka

KOK MEREKA TA

10:22amAdriana

tau lah

10:27amRizka is offline.

#46: crispy

Hari Jumat beberapa minggu yang lalu gitu, gue lagi di PTD kan.................Gue lagi duduk dan ngobrol2 sama bia dan al.......Tiba2.....

Gue: Aduh, Bi, gue ngantuk banget nih Bi....... Muka lu aja udah muter2 keliatannya......

Bia: Ha? Ya tidur atuh sini aku nina bobokin

Gue: Sok (merem trus tidur)

hening, tidak terjadi peristiwa apapun

Gue: Sok (ngomong lagi)

Bia: DDDUAAAAR!!!!

Gue: (dalam hati) ini orang kok garing banget sih......... (tetap diam dan merem) (getar2 pengen ngakak)

Bia: Hahahahhaha udah dri, ketawa mah ketawa aja............................

Gue: BUAHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHA

Sweet Escape 1st giveaway!

Did you know Nalia Rifika from Sweet Escape? Honestly, she has wonderful blog with awesome DIY idea. I got some inspirations from her blog. I've already followed her blog since the first time I read it! She is really creative and kind :-D.

Now, she has over than 50 followers. So, she will do the giveaway and I'm just trying to win! >:-)

She will give these cool necklaces. Hope that I will win, ok? ;-)

Cool right? ;-)

huehuehue

mo nulis apa ya......... duh bingung..... temen2 lagi pada LDKS, gue sama bia ngga, soalnya males! hahahahahhahahhaha

sekolah sepi, tapi asik juga loh hahahahahha. sama bia keketawaan mulu nih hahahhahahha. emm emm apa lagi ya ah udah ah dadaaaah hahahhahahhaa

#45: NO COMMENT GUYS

Tadi ada orang tak dikenal ngajak gue chat di Facebook. Gue tau orang itu lebih muda dari gue dan dia itu temennya sepupu gue. NYEBELIN BANGET YAH ASAL KALIAN TAU AJA. INGIN DI (AAAAAAARGGGGGGGGGH!!!!!!!!!!!) AMA SAYA! SHE IS REALLY STRANGER! BELAGU BANGET SIH (just scroll up and down for the reading guys)

Rizka

kamu pasti sodara nya saskia putri kamala kan

8:17pmAdriana

iya

kenapa?

lah ini siapa?

8:18pmRizka

gw tu punya bakat ngermal

napa lo sirik ya karna nggak punya bakat kayak gw

8:19pmAdriana

ha?

palingan lo temennya dia?

8:19pmRizka

paan tuh ha................

8:20pmAdriana

euleuh

naon maneh

ngartos teu

8:20pmRizka

bahasa planet mana tuh

gw tu temenya sasi

8:21pmAdriana

hemm hemmm

tuh kan

tau gue

8:23pmRizka

tau paan

8:23pmAdriana

lu temennya dia

8:24pmRizka

yyyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aduh kan gw dah bilang

8:25pmAdriana

ah tau ah

susah ngomong sama anak sd mah

8:26pmRizka

belaga lo.................

8:26pmAdriana

apa lo

SOPAN BANGET YA

MASIH SD AJA TIBA2 NGE CHAT ORANG

SONGONG LAGI

DASAR ORANG JAKARTA

8:28pmRizka

ia dong gw............... kayak lo nggak aja oh ya gw kalo manggil lo apa nih

8:28pmAdriana

PANGGIL GUE KAKAK

gue ini lebih tua dari elo

soapn dikit dong

*sopan

8:29pmRizka

ia......................KAKAKKKK.......... PUAS LO INI NAMANYA SOPAN

8:30pmAdriana

PUAS

siapa sih

ga kenal juga

8:30pmRizka

LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

8:31pmAdriana

APA

8:31pmRizka

apA

#44: there's nothing wrong with these pics

A few months ago, I went to my best friend's house, Bia, with Al and Salsa. We really had fun together. I wish someday, I will go there again. Bia's house is huge and it's really good, you know. She has a lot of expensive things, delicious food, nice swimming pool, comfortable home theater, and nice bathroom (I try to be honest, Bi....)

I like her home. Her home is just like uhhm.... villa maybe? Because it's just... ooh I just can't describe it by the words...

Someday, me and my friends were swimming in her swimming pool. We weren't just swimming, we took some pictures too! Some of them, there were funny pictures. Let's see.......

1. Nothing wrong with us.... We were just standing get ready for jump into the water...

2. Ready.... Set....

3. HEY WHAT YOU DOIN'?

4. BEST SPLATS EVER!

Can you look at my face? It was very embarrassing.... I just didn't get ready to jump hahahhahaa. Look at those splats! So cool even my face was not that cool LOL :-))

#43: kirain gendut beneran hahahhaha

Kakak: Nda, cewe tadi itu siapa sih?
Bunda: Loh itu istrinya
Kakak: Hah? Ko asa beda yah? Dulu perasaan gendut banget.....
Bunda: Loh waktu itu kan lagi hamil
Gue: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Quote of The Day

"Me and you is like putting two puzzles together,
hoping they will fit"

#42: HAHAHAHA ADUH PLIS DEH

Suatu malam, gue lagi online Facebook. Tiba-tiba ada orang alay nyapa gue. Geblek. Liat fotonya aja udah muntah aku. Gue pun iseng2 ngerjain dia. Taunya dapet bahan keketawaan. hahahhahaha sadis ya gue

ALAY WARNING!

XXXXXXXXXXXX(the alay one): hy...........
gadis
:-)
Adriana Anjani(I'm normal) : stay away from me
XXXXXXXXXXXX : why
Adriana Anjani : because you such an *******
XXXXXXXXXXXX : no speak englis (h-nya mana ooooooooooooooooooy)
oke
Adriana Anjani : NO
XXXXXXXXXXXX : jd basa indo aja kta ya (KITAAAA???? OH PLISSS)
Adriana Anjani : who are you
XXXXXXXXXXXX : i'm fine
and you

HENING

Adriana Anjani : i ask "WHO ARE YOU" not "HOW ARE YOU"


XXXXXXXXXXXX is now offline




dan gue pun ngakak pas baca

Quote of The Day

"You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her"

I like this quote. So much.

HAPPY EID MUBARAK!

Happy Eid Mubarak everyone! :)
Please forgive all my mistakes..........
And I'm sorry if I often make you ill feel of me
Hope you enjoy reading my blog!
I'm sorry if its very crispy, not important, and lebay
hahahhahahha



HAPPY EID MUBARAK 1430H
SEMOGA AMAL2 KITA SELAMA INI DITERIMA ALLAH SWT (gatau bahasa inggrisnya hahahha)

#41: Hantu Spongebob

Malem-malem

Lagi di jalan mau masuk Jembatan Pasopati

Tiba-tiba kita liat benda melayang

Kakak: WOH APA ITUH!!
Ayah, Bunda, Gue: MANA MANA???!!!!
Kakak: HAHAHHAHA AKU KIRAIN HANTU
Bunda: Emang yang bener apa?
Kakak: Balon Spongebob yang terbang hahahhaha
Bunda: HAHAHHA
Ayah: Opo kui nak lanang.........
Gue: HAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHA HAHAHHA TAWEK (nimpuk kakak make bantal)
Kakak: HAHAHHAHAHHA BALON SIAPA YA HAHAHAHA


ah apasih hahahha

#40: Kutuan Loh

Kakak: Ria, kamu pake helm itu aja ya
Gue: Helm siapa itu
Kakak: Helm temen kakak
Gue: (memakai helm temen kakak gue itu) (santai)
Kakak: (muka jahil) Tapi gatau juga ya..... Temen kakak itu rambutnya gimbal, jadi gatau deh kalo kutuan rambutnya, terus ntar kutunya pada nempel di rambut kamu

HENING

Gue: TEGANYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA



P.S: entah kenapa sekarang rambut gue gatel2 sejak pake helm temen kakak gue itu

#39: dinner tragedy

Malam kemaren, gue dan keluarga gue makan malem di luar... Tempatnya di restoran Gampoeng Aceh yang di Dago. Kita sekeluarga belum pernah makan di restoran itu sebelumnya. Itu pertama kalinya kita makan di Gampoeng Aceh. Tau ga kita makan jam berapa? Jam 10 malem hahahha.

Oke..... Pertamanya sih biasa aja ya.... Kita duduk di atas terus kita mesen makanan dan minuman..... Kita udah pesen makanan dan minuman. Terus akhirnya kita nunggu aja kan.......

10 menit....... Ya okelah kita masih sabar.....
20 menit....... Sabar sabar.... Perut udah keroncongan juga sih.....
30 menit........ Mana nih makanannya ko lama amat?
40 menit........ Wah ini sih keterlaluan!

43 menit..... Nah ini dia teh tarik sama mie rebusnya dateng! Teh manis juga dateng! Tapi yang lainnya mana nih.......

45 menit........
Ayah: APAAN NIH LAMA BANGET
Waiter: Maaf pak.... Ayam bakarnya habis.... Mau diganti bebek pak?
Ayah: YA TAPI GA BISA GITU DONG INI UDAH BERAPA LAMA KITA DISINI BLABLA (sewot)
Waiter: Iya pak maafkan kami pak......

Tiba-tiba Jus Stroberi pesenan ayah gue dateng......
Waiter: Silahkan pak Jus Stroberi nya dinikmati dulu.... Bebeknya akan datang sebentar lagi....

PAS GUE LIAT JUS STROBERI KO WARNANYA ABU-ABU?

Ayah: (menyeruput Jus Stroberi berwarna abu-abu itu)
Kakak: Itu apaan?
Bunda: Jus Stroberi..... Tapi ko warnanya ga meyakinkan ya?
Kakak: Aku minum ya...... Enak ga yah?
Ayah: (masang muka asem2 gitu) ANEH
Kakak: Sini aku cobain..........
Kakak: (menyeruput "Jus Stroberi" itu) LOH INI MAH SIRSAK!

GIMANA GUE GA NGAKAK, JUS SIRSAK KO DIBILANG JUS STROBERI COBA?!

Kakak, Bunda, dan Gue: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
Ayah: (masam2) Ketawa kalian semua..................... (merasa sangat apes hari itu)


P.S: sayang kemaren aku ga bawa kamera jadi jus nya gabisa aku foto..... make kamera hape juga hasilnya bakal butut abis....... pokonya warna jus nya sama kayak warna background blog ini hahahhaahhahahaha

#38: hahahaha toko bangunan

A: (memperhatikan sepatu si B) Sepatu lu Bata ya?
B: (dengan cuek dan sepertinya menjaga gengsi) Bukan. Semen.
A: HUAHUAHUAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

#37: Good Response!

Saat ini saya sedang memasang foto ini di Y!M

Ga disangka.... malah banyak yang respon...



Salah satunya Vika temen gue yang cool abis orangnya, bikin melting tau ga hahahhaa booooooooooong

Adriana Anjani: foto gue kocak ya?
pika dodol: sabar2
pika dodol: ol di hp nih
pika dodol is now typing
pika dodol: KOCAK SEKALI
Adriana Anjani: huahahhaha
pika dodol: sampe jantungan
pika dodol: hahahaha
pika dodol: wayfarer udah mendarat di rumah lo ya?haha
Adriana Anjani: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Adriana Anjani: :-))
Adriana Anjani: yeah!
Adriana Anjani: mendarat dengan selamat!
Adriana Anjani: hahhahahahhahahahhaha
Adriana Anjani: kocak abis respon lo
Adriana Anjani: HAHAHAHHA
pika dodol: hahahaha gue getoh yaaaa
Adriana Anjani: HAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAA
Adriana Anjani: EH VIK BACA BLOG GUE!!
Adriana Anjani: WAJIB!!
pika dodol: biasa laaaah
Adriana Anjani: HAHAHHA
Adriana Anjani: NAON............
pika dodol: IYA INI LG BACA
Adriana Anjani: HAHAHHAHAH
pika dodol: GARA2 LIAT STAT MANEH
Adriana Anjani: HAHAHAHHAHA ADUH MELEDAK NEH
pika dodol: ya allah
pika dodol: bocor ga perut lo?
Adriana Anjani: hahhahahahahhaha
pika dodol: aduh garing niiih
Adriana Anjani: udah ah
Adriana Anjani: yg manaa?
Adriana Anjani: HAHHAHA
pika dodol: hahahaha
pika dodol: gue yang garing dodollll
pika dodol: =)) =))
Adriana Anjani: HUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Adriana Anjani: GUE TERBIASA DIBILANG GARING,,
Adriana Anjani: JADI GEER NEH
Adriana Anjani: hahhahhahaa
pika dodol: hahahaha lu sih master garing
Adriana Anjani: WOH GUE

SHOCKED BY..

This afternoon....
So windy and cold.......
I was sitting behind desk and playing my computer....
Suddenly, I heard the bell rang
I just ignored it and continuing the game.....
But I had good feelings
So I stood up and ran out to my bedroom
I looked over the window
I saw a motorcycle giving something to my servant (yes, my servant that opened the door)
I could not believe it
Is today my lucky day?
I was screaming and I went to my servant
My servant gave the pack and said that was from my aunt(actually, it's my mother's friend, but because she is so close to my family, me and my brother call her "aunt")
I just could not believe my eyes
My brother was there too
He was surprise too and hurried me to open the pack
But I couldn't!
I had to took a picture of that!
So I ran and took my camera
And I took a picture of that pack
That was a scissor in my brother's right hand, ready to open
After I got the pictures, he cut the side of the pack
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
It's A RAYBAN WAYFARER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
And also, my aunt gave us CHOCOLATE too!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


So then I took the pictures by myself. I was freaking out o_O

Here it comes the pack! :-D

YEAAAH!!!

THIS IS ORIGINAL RAYBAN WAYFARER .THANKS AUNT LOSIN :-----D

This is me... I was shock hahhahha. What do you think?

I was messing up....

Sorry the pictures are bad... I'm not into that photography... hahhhaha

Someday, I will wear this wayfarer and mix and match with my clothes.... just be patient okay? thanks



Damn, this RAYBAN WAYFARER is so cooooooooooooooooooool man!

BIG THANKS FOR:
1. ALLAH SWT
2. AUNT LOSIN (thank you soooooo much)
3. MY FAMILY
4. MY FRIENDS that always patient to hearing me talking about this over, and over again



:------D

#36: Kalau Kurang Manis.............

Suatu hari saat bedug buka puasa..............

Kakak: Bukanya pake apa nih?
Gue: Itu pake bubur mutiara....
Kakak: Wah...... Kurang manis ya..... Manisan yang dulu.....
Gue: (dengan takut-takut) Kalau kurang manis liat aku aja kali
Kakak: (berhenti makan) (seakan tidak mempercayai telinganya) APA?
Gue: (dengan pede) Kalau kurang manis liat aku aja kali.......
Kakak: HMMMMM YANG ADA ENEK TAU GA LIAT MUKA KAMU PENGEN MUNTAH
Gue: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Terinspirasi dari SINI

#35: Baca Ini Deh

Ilyasa Amiry Rustam : what!? you don't ICHIGO???????? man.... that's just the same as you don't know naruto. what a shame........ padahal kmu kan pernah bikin manga kan?

Adriana Anjani: ha? iya gue gatau ichigo teh saha. naon maneh sok inggris pisan :P. mana kacau pula hahaha apaan pernah pernah bikin manga? mangap sih sering :P

Ilyasa Amiry Rustam : LOL......parah......

Adriana Anjani : maksudnyeh? serem gue sm lo, yas

Ilyasa AMiry Rustam : WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (sorry lagi stress)

Adriana Anjani: tolong, sumpah gue takut beneran. hus hus haha

Ilyasa Amiry Rustam : HIKS!!!! HUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! ToT

Adriana Anjani : woho yasa lu kenapa sih? -_-

Ilyasa Amiry Rustam : GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..... ORYAAAAAAAAAAAAA! CIAAAAAAAAAAAT!!!!!!!!

Adriana Anjani: YASA ISTIGFAR! AL FATIHAH!

Ilyasa Amiry Rustam : EVERYBODY NEED A KUNG FU FIGHTING!!!!!!!! I BELIVE I CAN FLY!!!!!!!!! EVERY BODY DANCE NOW!!!!!!!! I WILL SURVIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!

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