Kakak: Nda, cewe tadi itu siapa sih?
Bunda: Loh itu istrinya
Kakak: Hah? Ko asa beda yah? Dulu perasaan gendut banget.....
Bunda: Loh waktu itu kan lagi hamil
Kamis, 24 September 2009
Kakak: Nda, cewe tadi itu siapa sih?
Rabu, 23 September 2009
hoping they will fit"
Selasa, 22 September 2009
Suatu malam, gue lagi online Facebook. Tiba-tiba ada orang alay nyapa gue. Geblek. Liat fotonya aja udah muntah aku. Gue pun iseng2 ngerjain dia. Taunya dapet bahan keketawaan. hahahhahaha sadis ya gue
XXXXXXXXXXXX(the alay one): hy...........
Adriana Anjani(I'm normal) : stay away from me
XXXXXXXXXXXX : why
Adriana Anjani : because you such an *******
XXXXXXXXXXXX : no speak englis (h-nya mana ooooooooooooooooooy)
Adriana Anjani : NO
XXXXXXXXXXXX : jd basa indo aja kta ya (KITAAAA???? OH PLISSS)
Adriana Anjani : who are you
XXXXXXXXXXXX : i'm fine
Adriana Anjani : i ask "WHO ARE YOU" not "HOW ARE YOU"
XXXXXXXXXXXX is now offline
dan gue pun ngakak pas baca
Senin, 21 September 2009
Please forgive all my mistakes..........
And I'm sorry if I often make you ill feel of me
Hope you enjoy reading my blog!
I'm sorry if its very crispy, not important, and lebay
HAPPY EID MUBARAK 1430H
SEMOGA AMAL2 KITA SELAMA INI DITERIMA ALLAH SWT (gatau bahasa inggrisnya hahahha)
Lagi di jalan mau masuk Jembatan Pasopati
Tiba-tiba kita liat benda melayang
Kakak: WOH APA ITUH!!
Ayah, Bunda, Gue: MANA MANA???!!!!
Kakak: HAHAHHAHA AKU KIRAIN HANTU
Bunda: Emang yang bener apa?
Kakak: Balon Spongebob yang terbang hahahhaha
Ayah: Opo kui nak lanang.........
Gue: HAHAHAHA HAHAHHAHA HAHAHHA TAWEK (nimpuk kakak make bantal)
Kakak: HAHAHHAHAHHA BALON SIAPA YA HAHAHAHA
ah apasih hahahha
Kakak: Ria, kamu pake helm itu aja ya
Gue: Helm siapa itu
Kakak: Helm temen kakak
Gue: (memakai helm temen kakak gue itu) (santai)
Kakak: (muka jahil) Tapi gatau juga ya..... Temen kakak itu rambutnya gimbal, jadi gatau deh kalo kutuan rambutnya, terus ntar kutunya pada nempel di rambut kamu
P.S: entah kenapa sekarang rambut gue gatel2 sejak pake helm temen kakak gue itu
Sabtu, 19 September 2009
Malam kemaren, gue dan keluarga gue makan malem di luar... Tempatnya di restoran Gampoeng Aceh yang di Dago. Kita sekeluarga belum pernah makan di restoran itu sebelumnya. Itu pertama kalinya kita makan di Gampoeng Aceh. Tau ga kita makan jam berapa? Jam 10 malem hahahha.
Oke..... Pertamanya sih biasa aja ya.... Kita duduk di atas terus kita mesen makanan dan minuman..... Kita udah pesen makanan dan minuman. Terus akhirnya kita nunggu aja kan.......
10 menit....... Ya okelah kita masih sabar.....
20 menit....... Sabar sabar.... Perut udah keroncongan juga sih.....
30 menit........ Mana nih makanannya ko lama amat?
40 menit........ Wah ini sih keterlaluan!
43 menit..... Nah ini dia teh tarik sama mie rebusnya dateng! Teh manis juga dateng! Tapi yang lainnya mana nih.......
Ayah: APAAN NIH LAMA BANGET
Waiter: Maaf pak.... Ayam bakarnya habis.... Mau diganti bebek pak?
Ayah: YA TAPI GA BISA GITU DONG INI UDAH BERAPA LAMA KITA DISINI BLABLA (sewot)
Waiter: Iya pak maafkan kami pak......
Tiba-tiba Jus Stroberi pesenan ayah gue dateng......
Waiter: Silahkan pak Jus Stroberi nya dinikmati dulu.... Bebeknya akan datang sebentar lagi....
PAS GUE LIAT JUS STROBERI KO WARNANYA ABU-ABU?
Ayah: (menyeruput Jus Stroberi berwarna abu-abu itu)
Kakak: Itu apaan?
Bunda: Jus Stroberi..... Tapi ko warnanya ga meyakinkan ya?
Kakak: Aku minum ya...... Enak ga yah?
Ayah: (masang muka asem2 gitu) ANEH
Kakak: Sini aku cobain..........
Kakak: (menyeruput "Jus Stroberi" itu) LOH INI MAH SIRSAK!
GIMANA GUE GA NGAKAK, JUS SIRSAK KO DIBILANG JUS STROBERI COBA?!
Kakak, Bunda, dan Gue: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA
Ayah: (masam2) Ketawa kalian semua..................... (merasa sangat apes hari itu)
P.S: sayang kemaren aku ga bawa kamera jadi jus nya gabisa aku foto..... make kamera hape juga hasilnya bakal butut abis....... pokonya warna jus nya sama kayak warna background blog ini hahahhaahhahahaha
Kamis, 17 September 2009
A: (memperhatikan sepatu si B) Sepatu lu Bata ya?
B: (dengan cuek dan sepertinya menjaga gengsi) Bukan. Semen.
Saat ini saya sedang memasang foto ini di Y!M
Ga disangka.... malah banyak yang respon...
Salah satunya Vika temen gue yang cool abis orangnya, bikin melting tau ga hahahhaa booooooooooong
Adriana Anjani: foto gue kocak ya?
pika dodol: sabar2
pika dodol: ol di hp nih
pika dodol is now typing
pika dodol: KOCAK SEKALI
Adriana Anjani: huahahhaha
pika dodol: sampe jantungan
pika dodol: hahahaha
pika dodol: wayfarer udah mendarat di rumah lo ya?haha
Adriana Anjani: HAHAHAHHAHAHA
Adriana Anjani: :-))
Adriana Anjani: yeah!
Adriana Anjani: mendarat dengan selamat!
Adriana Anjani: hahhahahahhahahahhaha
Adriana Anjani: kocak abis respon lo
Adriana Anjani: HAHAHAHHA
pika dodol: hahahaha gue getoh yaaaa
Adriana Anjani: HAHAHHAHHAAAAAAAAA
Adriana Anjani: EH VIK BACA BLOG GUE!!
Adriana Anjani: WAJIB!!
pika dodol: biasa laaaah
Adriana Anjani: HAHAHHA
Adriana Anjani: NAON............
pika dodol: IYA INI LG BACA
Adriana Anjani: HAHAHHAHAH
pika dodol: GARA2 LIAT STAT MANEH
Adriana Anjani: HAHAHAHHAHA ADUH MELEDAK NEH
pika dodol: ya allah
pika dodol: bocor ga perut lo?
Adriana Anjani: hahhahahahahhaha
pika dodol: aduh garing niiih
Adriana Anjani: udah ah
Adriana Anjani: yg manaa?
Adriana Anjani: HAHHAHA
pika dodol: hahahaha
pika dodol: gue yang garing dodollll
pika dodol: =)) =))
Adriana Anjani: HUAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHA
Adriana Anjani: GUE TERBIASA DIBILANG GARING,,
Adriana Anjani: JADI GEER NEH
Adriana Anjani: hahhahhahaa
pika dodol: hahahaha lu sih master garing
Adriana Anjani: WOH GUE
So windy and cold.......
I was sitting behind desk and playing my computer....
Suddenly, I heard the bell rang
I just ignored it and continuing the game.....
But I had good feelings
So I stood up and ran out to my bedroom
I looked over the window
I saw a motorcycle giving something to my servant (yes, my servant that opened the door)
I could not believe it
Is today my lucky day?
I was screaming and I went to my servant
My servant gave the pack and said that was from my aunt(actually, it's my mother's friend, but because she is so close to my family, me and my brother call her "aunt")
I just could not believe my eyes
My brother was there too
He was surprise too and hurried me to open the pack
But I couldn't!
I had to took a picture of that!
So I ran and took my camera
And I took a picture of that pack
That was a scissor in my brother's right hand, ready to open
After I got the pictures, he cut the side of the pack
It's A RAYBAN WAYFARER
And also, my aunt gave us CHOCOLATE too!!
So then I took the pictures by myself. I was freaking out o_O
Sorry the pictures are bad... I'm not into that photography... hahhhaha
Someday, I will wear this wayfarer and mix and match with my clothes.... just be patient okay? thanks
Damn, this RAYBAN WAYFARER is so cooooooooooooooooooool man!
BIG THANKS FOR:
1. ALLAH SWT
2. AUNT LOSIN (thank you soooooo much)
3. MY FAMILY
4. MY FRIENDS that always patient to hearing me talking about this over, and over again
Suatu hari saat bedug buka puasa..............
Kakak: Bukanya pake apa nih?
Gue: Itu pake bubur mutiara....
Kakak: Wah...... Kurang manis ya..... Manisan yang dulu.....
Gue: (dengan takut-takut) Kalau kurang manis liat aku aja kali
Kakak: (berhenti makan) (seakan tidak mempercayai telinganya) APA?
Gue: (dengan pede) Kalau kurang manis liat aku aja kali.......
Kakak: HMMMMM YANG ADA ENEK TAU GA LIAT MUKA KAMU PENGEN MUNTAH
Terinspirasi dari SINI
Senin, 14 September 2009
Since I wrote about my friend, Fadhi, a few posts ago, my friends just asked me to wrote about their profiles too. Actually, it's just Dira who asked me, but I will wrote all of them. I will wrote and put some pictures of them in the next post soon! SO, keep waiting! :-)
Hhhh.... I have nothing to do today. I just idling and relaxing. But I enjoy it. Holiday has to be enjoyed, right? I prefer holiday, stay at home, sleeping as long as you want.... than I have to go to school, meet some teachers, boring lessons, and maths.... Uh shit
This holiday I have some secret projects. I wanna do something real and I will show them soon hehe. The clue is: I wanna do the make and the remake.
Today is nothing special. Lebaran a week again. I hope my parents have enough money so I can receive my THR and I will buy some cool clothes. But the fact is not like that. Our family is on the big crisis so, this Lebaran will be simple. No cakes........ hiks
This is the first time we celebrate our Lebaran without my grandfather. I don't know what it will feels like. Usually, every Lebaran, my grandfather always do the "sawer". We were happy and so he was. But not this time. This time, we will visit his grave and pray for him.
Tomorrow I will have "buka bareng" with my class at Lentera or Wale. I was surprise, because nobody told me before. I don't know can I attend that. I do not yet ask my mother.
Now I'm sitting on my chair, typing, enjoying the view while waiting for the bedug..............
Minggu, 13 September 2009
karena merasa joke saya garing sekali, rupanya salah satu dari mereka balas dendam
Vika: Ih si adri teh naon sih ilfil pisan gila dri......
Vika: Yaudah atuh sok tanggal 13(hari ini) mau ga demonya?
Gue: (komat kamit menghitung hari)
Vika: (senyam senyum melihat gue yang kesusahan ngitung hari)
Vika: HAHAHHAHAHA TANGGAL 13 TUH HARI MINGGU GEBLEK! HAAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAAHHA
Gue: HAH? SIALAN LO! HAHAHHAHHAHAHA (tawa pun meledak) (tertawa sampai sakit perut)
Vika: Iya kan HAHAHA kita libur tanggal 14, nah tanggal 14 tuh kan hari senen! jadi tanggal 13 hari minggu deh! HAHAHAHA KETIPU LO DRI
Gue: (merasakan "ledakan" pada perut)
Gue: Hahahahhahahaha sok atuh sekarang mah serius yah..... Tanggal 21!
Vika dan Maya: ada apa lagi driiiiiiii?
Gue: Ada ada ada....... Ada ene neeeh! (nunjukin idung) hahahhaha
Vika: aduh dri.... plis deh
Maya: hahahahhaha si adri teh kunaon
Gue: HAHAHAHA ga atuh... tanggal 21 ada lebaran! HAHAHHAHAHHA
Vika dan Maya: -_-(hanya menyaksikan gue yang sedang terbahak-bahak)
Gue: hahahhahahaha yaudah! sok sekarang mah serius siah!!! tanggal 4 Oktober demonya mau ga????
Vika dan Maya: HAYU SOK
Vika: Tapi kenapa harus 4 Oktober?
Gue: Soalnya 4 Oktober itu hari MINGGU HAHAHHAHA
Vika dan Maya: HAHAHAHHA aduh dri males deh! HAHAHHAHAHA
Gue: Gila ih gue udah gakuat sekolah di sekolah ini! Stres tau ga!!
Vika dan Maya: Iya ih dri, gue juga stres pisan sekolah di sini........
Gue: Yaudah! Kita demo aja! Kita demo depan ruang kepala sekolah! Kita kan juga punya suara! Dan suara kita berhak didengar! Setuju, ga?
Vika dan Maya: Setuju!!
Al: Wes si Adri demokratis
Gue: WOH GUE
Gue: Sok siah beneran. Vik, ntar lo jadi toa nya ya........
Vika: Woh siap!
Gue: Ntar lu yang ngomong "KITA UDAH GA KUAT LAGI SEKOLAH DISINI, SETUJU!!" Taunya.....
Vika dan Maya: (memotong) Taunya mereka ga setuju! hahahahahhaahhahaaha
Gue: Hahahha bukan! Taunya kita demonya hari minggu ya mana ada yg denger..................... Hahahahhahaha
Vika dan Maya: HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHA aduh si adri garing pisan...............
Pa Yahanto: Yaah.. Bagus lah ulangan kali ini kelas ini ga ada yang dapet nilai di bawah 75.... Jadi gausah ada remed-remedan... (penekanan pada huruf "d"nya jelas sekali)
Gue: Ramadan kaleee pak......................
Sabtu, 12 September 2009
This afternoon, I had an English Course at TBI. The course starts at 14.45 'til 17.00. So, I went to TBI at 2 o'clock.
I was arrive at TBI at 14.50. Late, of course, but I didn't care. I often late, right? hahahha
The topic was not really interesting. Just about Past Continues. But suddenly, the teacher commanded us to write about Past Continues. We had to choose one of the paper, that he gave, and I pick this paper. (I'm boring so I also take the picture of me haha)
Then, I wrote the story. I must continue the story. I've got crazy idea, so I just wrote it. Hahaha. At the end, I had to read my story. Hopefully, they were laugh! Hahahaha :-D. So this is my story:
"Yesterday, I was stood up and singing loudly in the middle of my English exam. Before the exam, I was not study anything about English. So I just didn't get ready.
When I got the question sheet, I stressed. I read the questions, I don't understand any of questions at all.
I had a headache, then I stood up and started singing loudly. And.... You know what? My friends were feel entertained and we were singing together. The teacher was confuse. He taught he was in the wrong class. So he picked up all the question sheets and just get out from my class. We were happy and continuing the song."
Hahahaha people laugh at my story, especially Sasya hahahahha :-D. So, what do you think? ;-)
Jumat, 11 September 2009
These songs are my favorite. They really remind me of someone who is precious to me. Maybe, you should listen to these songs and you'll love it!:-D Check these out!
1. Sunday Morning by Maroon 5
This song is really, really, really great. I love this song. The lyrics so playful. This is my favorite song! I can't comment too much at this song because I don't know what to say about this song! I have heard this song more than 695 times in my life. This song is on the top of Most Popular Song in my MP3.
2. Yellow by Coldplay
Oh God, every songs that made by Coldplay will be always great, right? Oh yeah, this song's lyric is so deep and very meaningful.
Click here to download!
3. Don't Panic by Coldplay
Actually, this song is about global warming. But I like this song. The guitar performance is great!
4. Viva La Vida by Coldplay
This song is just like describe my spirit. Every time I listen to this song, I feel so strong and I can wake up from the weakness.
Click here to download!
5. White Flag by Dido
I like this song. Every time I listen to this song, I just feel like I won't put my hands up and surrender.
1. I moved to a new house, with new problems in it.
2. My scores at school were very bad. I always get lower score than my friend's score.
3. Someone stepped on my glasses a few days ago when in school there was "Buka Bareng". So, my dearly, lovely, glasses have been bent.
4. My school is really just thinking about money, money, money. I hate it!
5. He is gone. With leaving those beautiful moments and I can't tolerate this anymore. :-((